brunt

a girl who looks good from behind, but not from the front. similar to b-tterface, with the exception that b-tterface applies to being ugly only above the neck but a brunt may be ugly from the frontal area in general.
that girl is such a brunt.
an uncommon word which can be altered to fit any context or meaning.
originally the main force of something.
wow, a big bowl of brunt!
you bruntish, bruntface.

to bear the brunt.
asian slang commonly used to meen blunt.
i rike a brunt or a big fat cone but my dubr barrer bong is a get a me a stone.
the unfortunate condition where a woman’s v-g-n- starts to spread in a most unusual way, stopping only when it has absorbed the t-ts. the word is derived from the words breast and c-nt.
doctor,doctor, my b–bs have disappeared !!!

don’t panic madam, i’m sure they’re still fine, safe and sound under your magnificent brunt!
a group of pedicabs.

similar usage: a flock of birds, a school or fish, or a murder of crows.
while crossing 6th street, heather was beset by a brunt of pedicabs.
brunt is a power word, much like ‘mokujinken’ ‘flick tab’ and ‘pand’
brunt originates from the name of the immortal, mr. brunt who sold his soul to the devil for eternal life and great power. mr. brunt became a science teacher and lives in a house that smells of coffee and lives with his best mate ‘barry’ who he kills frequently.
barry: i have a joke
brunt: (sigh) yer ‘ded’ barry
barry: -head explodes-
any unknown substance that appears in food or drink.
when i went to dennys i found several brown and grey brunts in my cola and eggs