a pure, angelic, gorgeous, goofy, emmy-deserving cinnamon roll who uses twitter-generated memes, buys her red carpet dresses from department stores, names all the little creatures she finds in her apartment, spends 80% of her time at parties in the bathroom, and plays an iconic role as claire in jur-ssic world. she deserves all the love and sunshine and care in the world
person one: what have you been doing for the past hour?
person two: bryce dallas howard just posted an 11 part saga of her struggles with a mouse in the house and i’m binging them
- sh*t sponge
simply mich-lle, that’s it. “did you see that sh-t sponge”
the g-yest sh-t in the f-cking internet. the thing that skids call their own “botnet”. people who own/buy/make these deserve to be raped by the worst of the worst. eth0 waz here. sunday boys angel of code hacker “you use a webstresser? please kill yourself.” skid: “yeah wanna get ddosed by my botnet?”
xyan < zyan< xion < zion - english. meaning "tiny" or "little" king. hey guys meet xyan, he's such a rewarding dude. some might call him the king lol
walking p-n-s. the copen running the operations center is driving me crazy.
- painting the ceiling
painting the ceiling is when you haven’t jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place i thought i was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn’t show up. man do i have blue b-lls so i decided […]