bryce dallas howard



a pure, angelic, gorgeous, goofy, emmy-deserving cinnamon roll who uses twitter-generated memes, buys her red carpet dresses from department stores, names all the little creatures she finds in her apartment, spends 80% of her time at parties in the bathroom, and plays an iconic role as claire in jur-ssic world. she deserves all the love and sunshine and care in the world
person one: what have you been doing for the past hour?
person two: bryce dallas howard just posted an 11 part saga of her struggles with a mouse in the house and i’m binging them

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