Bryce Furtado
probably the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he’s loving, caring, emotional and just a respectable guy. as a friend he’s loyal. as a boyfriend he’s protective. he will go to the ends of the earth to make his girl happy. he’s an amazing kisser and knows how to please a girl. he will compliment you till the end of time. he goes for younger girls…particularly shorter ones (they balance off his insane tallness). when bryce walks into a room, he’s shy, but once you get him one on one, he’s hilarious- cracking jokes, talking in funny voices, being a cutie pie and all that fun stuff. bryce is definitely someone that you would consider spending the rest of your life with. if you’re dating him, don’t ever let him go. he’ll treat you like a princess and be the best boyfriend he can be. that tall, awkward, s-xy boy is the best guy in the world- and no one can take that away from him.
girl 1: who’s he?
girl 2: him? that’s my boyfriend bryce furtado. he’s a real keeper.
girl 1: you’re lucky!
girl 2: trust me, i know
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