stupid whiney b*tch that usually plays call of duty on xbox
boy 1: “stop acting like a brylen.”
boy2: “don’t disrespect me.”
the act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the atlanta falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the new england patriots in super bowl 51. the falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports ent*ty. “that girl you was with looked like […]
- almighty god
the best friend you will ever have, ever. he is so better than me and still loves me no matter what. because he loves me i can change bad things of me to be a godly person. when u have to be alone the best one to go to is god. he’s humbles and funny. […]
a dunderhead being struck with a brainwave while rocking out to ac/dc.the the big dunder was driving along rocking out to ac/dc when he was h*t with a brainwave. he was totally dunderstruck.
when you get too many $1 items off the menu at mcdonald’s and you get the mcfarts, followed by liquid mcsh*t, make a mc*ss out of yourself, but then you feel fackin magical!!! oh d*mn dude.. i just took a mcshlart after that bigmac!! man i had a really good bigmac but as soon as […]