BSWG
big slow white guy. he’s the big lug at the end of your basketball team’s bench. its best if he is from eastern europe. he can post-up, rebound, and block shots (if you are dumb enough to run into him). a lot of them are named “greg”.
examples of bswg are greg ostertag, greg kite, greg stiemsma.
acronym; stands for “big s-xy with gl-sses”. taken from a line in the 2008 movie, pineapple express. a bswg is a man whom you find attractive, both externally and internally, and would want to be romantically involved with
jake gyllenhaal is such a bswg. he’s hilarious, seems sweet and is hot. i’d hit it.
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