Btown

bloomington, in where indiana univeristy lies. considered to be the western east coast, mostly because of the likeness of people to long island or potomac, md. obsessed with basketball and supposedly in the middle of nowwhere. probably because it is!
note: the term hoosier isnt exciting at all. it simply means “a person from indiana”…pretty cool, huh?
nickname for bloomington, indiana
many indiana university t-shirts have b-town on the fronts.
b-town is slang for berkeley. home of “the pack”.
“got new top-siders finna fly like kites
go to sleep in the day, go to parties at night
man, i’m from b-town and all my n-gg-s get like…
man, we be sportin vans and we throw away nikes”
b town – bloomington, indiana

home of one of the premier party schools in the world: indiana university. this is where hot, h-rny young women attend college in hopes of getting a)away from home, b)f-cked up, c)a job, d)off. if you have ever been to iu you surely know what i’m talking about. and if you have ever been to little 500 then you probably drank more than you ever thought possible.

bloomington is an interesting mix of college students and townies. townie bars include: office lounge and the vid. most students go to sports, jakes, or anywhere on kirkwood. if you’re greek then you’re expected to show up at kilroys at least once every thursday, friday, sat-rday, and monday.

when spring rolls around in btown, its g-d’s way of telling students that there is a happy hour. from the end of march through graduation there is never a patio table open during happy hour. since the bars are right next to many academic buildings, backpacks are encouraged at many establishments.

everyone in a 60 miles radius is obsessed with iu basketball. bob knight is a god and what the h-ll is football? (we’re going bowling this year though!!) if you want to hear the loudest arena in the land, go to the real -ssembly hall when we play duke or unc.

when visiting b town here are some things you need to try:

a tall amf at the upstairs
a tall brunette from foster quad (mcn-tt or brisco too)
quarry diving
nick’s english pub
big ten from pizza express (1am or later)
favorite phrase in august: back in btown.

lets go to kilroys and find a sorost-tute.

the only thing b town ever did was have a hot daughter (named indiana university). that’s it, that is it!

the nickname for the city of berkeley california
the ladies are h-lla cool in the b town.
slang for boston, m-ssachusetts
yo bra, did you hear about how my homie is heading to b-town?
another name for brighton (and hove) located in suss-x, uk.
when you heading back to btown?
day after tomorrow.

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