bubblegum metal


heavy metal made for hot girls by wasted men who think they are hot stuff.
matt: where you there? his band played a full set to a packed crowd mostly chicks.

elsa: bubblegum metal?

matt: i don’t like it.

elsa: i rather get wasted than talk about it. that type of music blows.

matt: you’re right, f-ck ’em.

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