bucklecock

a dire medical situation in which a male human has broken his erect p-n-s.

although the p-n-s is not really a bone – it only feels that way 90% of the time! – it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

often, there is an audible “cracking” sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. and, like a broken bone, the fractured p-n-s needs to be “set” as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

a broken p-n-s is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklec-ck (screaming in pain, p-n-s misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then i implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical -ssistance immediately.
i fell out of bed last night and got bucklec-ck! when i wouldn’t quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while i laid under a table, whimpering.
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when a male and female are engaged in s-xual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males p-n-s accidently slips out but in the heat of the moment goes for an instant re-dock but instead misses the target thus causeing a painfull and instant deformation of the p-n-s in a buckling manner.
hey tom i was going at it hammer n tongs with this tart that i picked up whilst out on the raz last night but about half way through my chubby popped out and the b-tch sat right on top of my d-ck and she gave me a right buckle c-ck.
1)condition created from the consumption of excess alcohol resulting in temporary impotence.
2)condition created from seeing extremely fat or ugly women resulting in temporary impotence.

when i saw her face it was total bucklec-ck, dood!