Buddah in the backseat
someone who is so in touch with who they are, someone so uneffected by outside forces, someone who spreads as much good karma as possible, and someone who is so peaceful and kind that people say that they’ve got buddha in the backseat. it takes a cultured and uneffected person to earn this status.
mike: man, robert just gave a hobo 50 bucks, gave an injured man a ride home, donated his salary for this month to the red cross, and adopted a starving nigerian baby. hes definetly got buddha in the backseat.
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