buddy jesus
1. originally from the kevin smith movie “dogma”. in the film, cardinal glick, during his “catholicism wow!” campaign to move the church towards a younger, “hipper” demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of christ. this version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony hollywood “bang-bang” gesture. imagine jesus if he were subject to neilsen ratings.
2. anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony c-ckbite where you work. it helps if they walk around all the time acting like only they can save you/the corporation/earth/jimmy olsen. martyrdom: it’s a good gig if you can get it.
1. i laughed so hard the first time i saw buddy jesus i p-ssed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. that dan… he’s such a buddy jesus… i oughta nail him to something.
you’re the man… no really, i mean it….
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