budfriend
the “buddy” or “friend” that your boyfriend or husband spends too much time with. a budfriend is the most discreet level of male-to-male relationship that exists between two straight or bi-curious men. common activities between two budfriends include “grabbing a beer,” “watching a game,” and “fishing and hunting.” a guy who experimented with m2m s-xual contact in high school or college is more likely to have a budfriend later in life, especially after his female partner becomes overweight and extremely unattractive. when there is a budfriend in a guy’s life, s-xual contact with the wife or girlfriend declines steadily, although his interest in -n-l play may suddenly arise. budfriendship is always kept in the dl.
desperate housewife’s gay friend: is your hubby on steroids? he’s getting big!
desperate housewife: nah…, kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy nick.
desperate housewife’s gay friend: hmmm… how often do they go?
desperate housewife #2: everyday for two hours. the gym has a sauna, so they love it.
desperate housewife’s gay friend: oh, girl. has kevin become interested in -n-l play lately?
desperate housewife #2: oh my gosh, yes! how do you know?
desperate housewife’s gay friend: i just have a feeling kevin and nick are budfriends… you ever watched brokeback mountain?
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