budget wipe
using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your -ss after taking a sh-t in order to conserve. originally considered as a way to save money for frequent sh-tters by buying less tp but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said tp.
wes: there’s only one roll of tp left in the bathroom till payday. piiiissssss!!!
nick: looks like we’re gonna have to budget wipe till then man. shiiiiiiit!!!
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