buff box
the exact same thing as a spankbank or spank bank … just for a female.
when she saw the dude’s p-n-s in that movie, the image of it went into her buff box.
while in the bas-m-nt of my friend’s house, we were talking about starting to use the word spank bank in our vocabulary, then one of us (being me) thought of using buff box for a girl’s spank bank. take that dylan! i did think of it.
buff·box
-adjective
an attractive individual. unlike girls described as being “peng”, females attributed with the “buffbox” description can generally be considered wifey material.
-origin: aaron of croydon (c)-
steve: would you mash mrs. kelson?
jon: yeah she’s a buffbox
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