buffaded
post buffet delirium; drunk off food
dog, just went to korean m-th- f-ckin barbeque buffet. ate h-lla meat and now i am buffaded
when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like cr-p and you need to cr-p, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.
hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. no way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). normally i would but i’m straight up buffaded.
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