buffai


in order to preform a buffai, a male partic-p-nt must aquire a plastic funnel, whipped cream and a rubber chicken. using these materials, the male must attract a female mate using the following mating callm whil rubbing whipped cream on his nipples. “d-mn girl, imma get my funnel cuz imma p-ss in yo buuuttt”. at this point the male inserts the funnel into the females r-ct-m, and urinates into the large end, while slapping himself with the rubber chicken.
josh gave marc a buffai the other day.

the dingo ate meh baby so i buffaied the b-tch

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