buffalo beaters


wagon-burning native americans in the plains/mountains who wanted to compete with the salmon-beating coastal native americans.
those buffalo beaters sure give the salmon beaters a run for their money. did you hear that lone warrior beat 3 buffalo in one day. that’s impressive, enit marlita?

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