Buffalonian
frequently obese, uneducated, and inebriated, a buffalonian is one who was born and raised in the city of buffalo, new york or the surrounding region. buffalonians are notorious for perpetuating the extremes of their respective racial stereotypes, and all share a common hatred for one another. buffalonians are also well-known for their belligerence and undeserved sense of self-ent-tlement, and despite often being unarguably grotesque in appearance, a buffalonian will firmly believe they are better than you. buffalonians also have extreme issues following traffic laws and paths, and this can be seen through the available online galleries of buffalonian drivers who have driven into businesses. overall, buffalonians as a whole are disgusting, ignorant, cl-ssless, violent human beings who have a very warped perception of reality and the world around them.
was that chris farley? no, that was a female buffalonian.
why is that guy driving his car straight into that building? because he’s a buffalonian.
the word to describe people from buffalo, ny. all people from buffalo refer to themselves as buffalonians, whether or not buffaloite is the correct definition. if you’re not from buffalo, then you probably don’t know that the only correct term is buffalonian.
our favorite buffalonian, tim russert, hosts meet the press.
some of the kindest, sweetest people on the planet. love their city, and are loyal to their sports teams, despite their losing history. they don’t mind the winter snow or the summer heat. they truly make buffalo the ‘city of good neighbors’.
person 1: “you see that guy wearing shorts in 3 feet of snow?”
person 2: “yes, they are truly a buffalonian.”
buffalonian… the word to describe people from buffalo, ny. all people from buffalo refer to themselves as buffalonians, whether or not buffaloite is the correct definition. if you’re not from buffalo, didn’t grow up in buffalo or have no connection to buffalo, then you probably don’t know that the only correct term is buffalonian.
“authentic buffalonians” are people who are proud of who they are: loyal, generous, comp-ssionate, and resourceful people linked by a common connection to each other.
it isn’t necessary to be born in buffalo to be considered an “authentic buffalonian”. if you grew up in buffalo, or adopted buffalo as your home town and are loyal, generous, comp-ssionate, resourceful and love beautiful buffalo, ny then you are an “authentic buffalonian”… go buffalo !
authentic buffalonians… tim russert, ani difranco, robert bianco, red jacket, robert lasalle, jim kelly, etc…
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