Buffguidoness


when your life consists of getting your swell on every day consistently. eventually your arms are no longer limbs, but living breathing pythons resulting in you having to get a concealed weapons permit when wearing sleeveless shirts. your abs will look like a tic tac to board and the veins in your -ss will somewhat resemble the mississippi river!
look at nick and nate over there in front of the mirror, alls they care about is their buffguidoness!

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