BUGGY WASHERS
another name for hemmorhoids.
hey eddie? ever had your buggy washers clipped? what the f-ck are buggy washers? god d-mn hemmorhoids!!
the seal on your spokester that keeps your b-tt bearings from just falling or dropping out…no more elasticity for pinching power
if there’s no taper and every time you cough your dung hits the floor first try sprinkling some alum on your buggy washer if unrepairable contact the local buggy washer replacing doc…the bw specialist
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