to build a piano is a suggestive term usually uttered in conversations amongst men referring to an act done to a women. building a women’s piano does not refer to any specific act rather it is a desired reaction out of a women through s*xual stimulation. the term was originally formed after gender walls began to break down in the early 1900’s as women began to insert themselves in different parts of society including in music. men began to credit women with having very impressive musical talent comparative to that of a man and soon terms such as these began to form. knowing this makes it easy to see how the saying came about because obviously women create beautiful p*ssionate sounds that have uncanny ability to arouse and stimulate the opposite gender and there is striking similarity in the sounds made from a piano compared to a women’s sounds of arousal and stimulation. many compare a women’s p*ssionate and mildly aggressive s*xual outbursts to music and some feel they are one in the same. in short to build a piano is equivalent to forcing a women to have a powerful *rg*sm.
yo g, i heard you and the girls are getting together to build a piano. do you mind if i join?
dude i built the f*ck out my girls piano last night.
keep it up lil n*gg* or i’ll build your b*tches piano faster than you can say mozart.
- smooth your dog
a bristolian phrase for petting your dog. byp*sser: ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if i smooth your dog? dog walker: err, ok?
- crowbar therapy
therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the sh*t out of to drain the body of bullsh*t. this is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. p.s. this is great for those people who are just full of sh*t. i’m gonna give you some crowbar therapy […]
the singular form for a single piece of macaroni. sam was so obsessed with calculating his daily calorie intake that he calculated the exact number of macaronus that he ate every day.
- saint dominic high school
st. dominic high school is a private catholic school located on long island, ny. it’s campus is in oyster bay. this school is a school filled with stuck up rich north sh*r* b*tches who only talk sh*t about each other. since the school has a population of like 10 people, everyone knows your business. chances […]