Build the Boat
code for getting belligerently drunk. perfect for using in front of parents, bosses, and professors because they will have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
college student on the phone: are you ready to build the boat tonight? i have all the tools.
professor: why h-llo there! i hear you have taken an interest in boat building. i teach a course in that.
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