the first step before you can lay the pipe.
jeff: man, i want to f-ck her so bad.
steve: slow down man. first, you gotta build the foundations, then you can lay the pipe.
elevators that play g-y music. “i got stuck in the g-ylivator and now i have bieber fever.”
- elephant flop
when you’re naked and you jump up and down and your p-n-s looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears. me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that i got into college!
a short , goodlooking dude , a ladies man , and a funny person a angel you act just like j’anthini.
off to a great start, but then to fizzle out. “that was a great night, last night” said dave “but i irished it and done a legger”
- expiration jockey
when you or a friend eat or drink something on it’s expiration date. person1: hey man you look sick as h-ll. dumb-ss: yeah i just ate everything on it expiration date. person2: wow such an expiration jockey.