builder’s inspection
unprofessional behaviour by domestic builders whereby during their lunch break they always inspect the contents of the underwear drawer of an absent home owner especially if she is a real honey. p-ssing the items round they mentally picture her wearing them….i’m told…by numerous building acquaintances.
“arrrrrrrrgh !!! you make sure you lock those f-cking monkies out when you leave tomorrow”
“why ????? they’re doing great with the conservatory”
“because david, they’ve held a f-cking builder’s inspection – that’s why….i can tell”
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