bukkake goggles


those giant designer sungl-sses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and c-m.

these gl-sses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look “hot” without putting on makeup.
guy: what’s with the bukkake goggles?
girl: you’re an -sshole
the large, blue-blocker style, imitation designer sungl-sses that the girl pant wearing emo fem-boys sport in an effort to highlight/compliment their hair parting ability, and temporarily hide the tears shed over another boy.
they walked through the mall with their arms around one another, the cuts on their wrists glowing with mild infection.
tapered pants of the female variety, and bukkake goggles to hide meaningless tears… …what ball shaving lives they must lead.
goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.
yo that b-tch in has some big -ss bukkake goggles.

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