bull in a china shop
something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
what’s worse than a bull in a china shop? a hedgehog in a condom factory.
a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things
imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.
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