bull penner
the sk-nk you have s-x with to relieve tension before a date with a respectable girl.
the girls that warms you up before the big date like a pitcher warms up in a bull pen before a big game.
after three weeks i finally got a date with amanda. i know she’s a “take it slow” girl, so i stopped after work and tapped my bull penner.
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