bulldog broadband


a staggeringly incompetent, chaotic british company. they supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using adsl. they are famed throughout the uk for making spurious claims about 8mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then cable and wireless bought them out and did what c&w have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, antic-p-tion of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. the result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.
happy mug: hey, this salesman said i could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
sad mug: read what the web forums say about bulldog broadband – do it now before they ruin your connectivity. the install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won’t be able to get -ssistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
happy mug: so you think i should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
sad mug: yes, i do think that. i am ent-tled to express my opinion, aren’t i?

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