bulldog eating a ham sandwich
a mangled, or well used v-g-n-; a sloppy slit; a wh-r-s cooter; a v-g-n- containing excessive wrinkles….
d-mn becky’s slit looked like a “bulldog eating a ham sandwich”.
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