bulldog

bulldogs(a player of league of legends also refers as owendagamer) is a first cl-ss f-ggot, his brain is as small as his p-n-s he likes to go around acting like he is the best sh-t, he is actually f-cking terrible at life and league of legends his childhood was corrupted after been beaten by his dad several times, if you see him dont bother to talk back to him as you will be d-ck slapped in the face. he will then ask you for a 1v1 on league of legends, if you say yes hes likely to dodge it and say he got ddosed(denial of service)he’s actually the most pathetic player on league of legends and a pile of garbage.
me: owen you suck d-ck 1v1 me.
bulldogs(owendagamer): haha f-cking ok then scrub
me: log on league of legends now
owendagamer(owendagamer): f-ck you you’re not even worth my time you smelly scrub.
mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your b-tt crack. similar to a fruit salad
as the nuns drove by in the car, i gave them a bulldog.
bulldog is a term used for an older man, usually 45+ years of age, that prefers the company of women at least 20 years his junior. most encounters with bulldogs are innocent, but he will gladly bed a young women if she is willing. a bulldog should not be confused with his more popular and s-xy cousin the silver fox.

bulldogs are typically wrinkly and physically unfit, giving them a rounded physique. most are short and stout in stature, though it is not uncommon to find a taller version. despite their physically unattractive appearance, bulldogs have a very magnetic, charismatic, and friendly personality. it is this personality that attracts their younger partners. of course, money helps as well. they are often described by their admirers as “cute” but rarely “handsome”, “hot”, or “s-xy”.

bulldogs often fall prey to young women who lead them on and take advantage of their friendly nature and financial security.
is that dude her father or her bulldog?

how does a bulldog like him pull a chick like her?

i think that bulldog over there is making eyes at you. invite him over so he will buy us some drinks.

man…where are all the hot guys? all i see in here are a bunch of bulldogs.
the act of puting ones b-lls between their legs and preceding to moon sombody.
dude, im totally going to bull dog that car.
verb(v) – to bring home an object from a bar that you paid for(or didn’t pay for) as a souvenir. a reference to a new orleans bar that allows patrons to bring home specially designed bar gl-sses on wednesday nights.
the drinks were in a hour-shaped gl-ss and $20 a piece, so i bulldogged the gl-ss.
a lesbian. one who wears sport shirts, baggy jeans, with long hair but tightly pulled back into a pony tail. a girl who walks around like she is buffer than any guy. a tough lesbian.
my girlfriend made out with that bulldog.
an older man who goes after and dates girls who are noticeable a lot younger than him.

a male version of the female cougar.
a man in his 50s dating a girl who is in her 20s or 30s would be considered a bull dog.

guy “nice to meet your daughter, sir.”

boss “shes not my daughter shes my girlfriend, moron, my daughter is 7 years older than her.”
an extremely large, beat up v-g-n-. usually consisting of long, wrinkly lips dripping with “saliva” cream and abnormal protruding snaggled teeth. usually found on women with m-ffin tops and bat wing arms.
that chick last night wasn’t bad lookin til she dropped her pants and wanted me to pet her bulldog. no way was she gettin my begging strip!

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