BULLHEAD CITY LAWNMOWER
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an artistic expression of releaving flatulence. named after the desert landscape of bullhead city, az, the bullhead city lawnmower allows you to impress your friends and perfect strangers by getting into the 3 point stance and pretend to start up a lawnmower. time it perfectly so you rip a fart while pulling the lawnmower cord. this position allows for optimal flatulence volume and is an instant crowd pleaser.
to liven up the lame party, eric stood on the dining room table and ripped a bullhead city lawnmower.
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