BULLHOOF


in belfast northern ireland when an obese female wears trousers so tight that she’s had to grease herself up to get into them and the gusset area bulbously protudes like a bull’s hoof..

bull-hoof is close cousin of camel toe but on a more grandiose scale ..
sitting outside a bar on a warm friday drinking beer with a mate and a large lady walks by

mick: shes big gurl so she is
jay : check the bullhoof on her
mick : whats a bull hoof?
jay : see that flabby bermuda triangle about to burst out of those jeggin’s that looks like a bull’s hoof?

mick : aye
jay : thats a bullhoof!

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