Bullobango
a game played by eccentric country folk, with an affinity for livestock and who have been staring at the moon for too long. a prize bull is placed in a pen, then the contestant carefully but firmly grabs it by the horns and gently inserts his “full stick” up its’ nose. in a vain attempt to remove the offending article, that good old boy will lick the b-ll-cks off the player until the cows come home. the winner is the person who can last the longest, without going off like a rip rap. time penalties are incurred for making the bulls eyes water or causing it to moo. partic-p-nts are disqualified if the bulls eyes roll back in their sockets. bullobango is the “full on” extreme sport for country zooaphiles. automatic qualification can be achieved with the aid of a hair lip, lazy eye, or cloven hoof.
bye ‘eck, al tell thee. i were playin’ bullobango last neet, an a never really did have a good grip of ol’ winston. noo the bartards runnin rownt meadow wi me pips swingin from his horns like a couple o’ christmas borb-lls
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