bullshisstimate
a combination of “bullsh-t” and “estimate”, it’s the numbers you make up on a report when you don’t have any data to make even a lame guesstimate. usually produced under extreme deadlines and before the dillhole in sales finally turns in his numbers.
co-worker: “the boss man is asking if you have last month’s numbers ready yet. he needs it asap.”
me: “aww, frak me. no one has submitted their cost reports. i’ll pull together some bullshisstimates and e-mail it to der führer.”
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