bullshit gene

a gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of “bull sh-tting” everything that he/she says. it is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, p.e. teachers, nasa, and people who watch nascar and wwe. it is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

it is always found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

this condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullsh-tter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she “actually knew” what he or she was talking about.

as far as science knows, bullsh-tter’s gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

synonyms: -ss clown, pain in the -ss, jerk, and pr-ck

antonyms: knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
my friends dad has the bullsh-t gene. he is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. and when this happens, he will bullsh-t another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
a gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of “bull sh-tting” everything that he/she says. it is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, p.e. teachers, nasa, and people who watch nascar and wwe. it is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

it is always found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

this condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullsh-tter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she “actually knew” what he or she was talking about.

as far as science knows, bullsh-tter’s gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
mel gibson has the bullsh-t gene. he is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. and when this happens, he will bullsh-t another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.