Bullshit shovel


1. the thinking cap’s bigger brother. the state you’re in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the sp-ce.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and i’m not even writing in german. must be swinging the bullsh-t shovel.

2. “in hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon…” ah, another clueless one who started using the bullsh-t shovel.

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