bullshit whistle


blowing the bullsh-t whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. when a person knows a statement or story is total bullsh-t, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. it’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarr-ssment for the liar can be maximized.
todd: “yo’, chris. i heard you and rabbit went to the club last night. how was it?”

chris: “dude, it was crazy. the b-tches wouldn’t leave me alone. i guess they all wanted my potato d-ck.”

rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “tweet-tweet. i’m totally blowing the bullsh-t whistle on that.”

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