bullshitnessman
any bullsh-tter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: yeah i’m looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
me: oh, you day-trade?
loser: no. i have my money in a mutual fund. i was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: that’ll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to…
loser: it shouldn’t be that much. my friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
me: mad money?
loser: like thirty grand a month in the summer.
me: sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullsh-tnessman, such as yourself.
loser’s wife: come to think of it, you haven’t done thing business-wise since i’ve known you. that’s why i have a hard time getting wet for you.
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