bullshitter
someone who lies so f-cking much its unbelieveable
dale blackburn , bullsh-t king
someone who lives and breathes bullsh-t.
even the carbon dioxide that they exhale has bullsh-t.
they have the tendancy to lie about the smallest things to make themselves seem better.
tommy: wow cindy, you’re slow. i finished my chemistry homework yesterday!
cindy: yeah right.
-few hours later-
tommy: cindy! i need help with my chemistry homework!
cindy: you just told me you finished it!
-few hours later-
cindy: tommy is such a bullsh-tter
jonas: f-ck you shark!
an inveterate liar. a person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.the king of bullsh-tters is a guy called eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.
“so i got a bite and i reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. kick started first time. went down to birmingham for the weekend on it. pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting c-ke off their t-ts. just as i joined the m6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. couldn’t fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles.”
“jesus! you bullsh-tter!”
some one who just talks the biggest load of cr-p ever. they just won’t f-cking shut up!
paul: oh yeah i know, i can complete halo without firing a single bullet on legendary!!11!!
mate: yeah, yeah, bullsh-t!
one who talks sh-t, never has anything to back it up and never admits to talking sh-t.
art is a cl-ssic bullsh-tter. he talks out of his -ss and never backs up anything he says but he will never admit it.
some one that talks bullsh-t every time they open their mouth!
mate 1: hey mate… you know that rob, he is the biggest bullsh-tter ever!
mate 2: word!
someone who will claim he drank 2 litres of vodka and was not drunk.
someone who claims he has many girlfriends who come to his house and sleep with him.
someone who generally compulsively lies and everyone who speaks to him knows it.
degenerate of society.
“hey dude, guess what”
“what?”
“the other night i took on a gang all by myself, each one was down”
“shutup man, thats bullsh-t, your just one big hairy b-ll-ck of a bullsh-tter.”
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