bum a smoke


to “borrow” a cigarette from someone.
“hey bro can i b-m a smoke from ya?”

“why certainly, good sir, you may indeed have a cigarette this fine evening.”

“sweet thanks weirdo.”
to get a cigarette from someone for free.
girl 1: hey can i b-m a smoke?
girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer
to insert a lit cigarette in one’s -n-s, and then fart with the intention of lighting the fart. most often done with the lit end facing out, but can done lit end inside.

originally a hazing ritual performed by british headmasters on boarding school students.
“say, mate, can i b-m a smoke?”

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