Bum Call


a b-m call is caused by accidentally sitting on your mobile phone without realising it. it takes beteween 5 to 30 minutes to hear that your b-ttoks have somehow pressed exactly the right combination of b-ttons to get onto the phonebook setting and call a friend who you’ve never actually called before.
“h-llo”
-rustle rustle-
“h-llo?”
-rustle shift rustle-
“cr-p another b-m call”
-fart m-ffled voice rustle-
“h-llo!… r-t-rd”
1 more definition
when your b-tt accidently dials a number
jane: “h-llo?”
phone:”…………”
jane:”dude it’s a b-m call!”

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