Bum Crack
to un-intentionally show you b-m. usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that -ssist in revealing your b-m crack.
i was walking along the street when i saw two moons looking at me. the fattest builder was showing every one his b-m crack. to which i shouted out say no to crack!
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an inch long crevice found on the derriere, that has escaped the modest covering from trousers.
“cor, look at her b-mcrack, the dirty slapper! you could park a car in that!”
completely pointless person, thing or action. something that offers no value for its existence.
your goatee is a b-mcrack.
that b-mcrack professor barely teaches us anything in cl-ss.
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