Bum Crayon


the final part of t-rd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.
i ran out of loo roll last night. d-mned b-m crayon!
when you’ve been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there
omg i’ve been wiping for 20 mins and this b-m crayon is not going anywhere!!

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