bum finger

the the 11th finger that comes out of a girl’s b-m to enter a man’s b-m while they are having s-x.
the s-x was pretty bland until her b-m finger crept out.
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the finger that is frequently used to pleasure the -n-s.
oh no, i’ve sprained my b-mfinger

john’s b-m finger looks brown. he must hae been using it.
the expession used to describe one’s fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their -n-l p-ssage. the individual -ssociated with this habit is sir steven of stechford. rumour has it, the b-m fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.
“steve, get your b-m fingers away from me.”

“steven, i can smell your b-m fingers”

“where is steven?”
“probably sitting at home with his fingers up his b-m”
the 11th finger that comes out of a girl’s b-m to enter a guy’s b-m while they are having s-x.
the s-x was pretty bland until her b-m finger crept out.
the fingering of somebody’s -ss crack to maximize pleasure. can results in nails being snapped off and internal bleeding. b-m finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating leap frog which creates of lots of s-xual energy and vibes.
“catch my fart in your mouth amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes me h-rny!”

“ok! but can we do b-m finger afterwards because i’ve been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own sh-t”
scratching/stroking ones -ss crack, then gently brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent…warning: it is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers
“last night, outside reflex, robbie b-m fingered vicki and she was shocked”
“vicki scratched her -ss, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn’t stop….’what an odd, enchanting scent’ she thought”
the recl-ssification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the b-ttocks of the individual in question. usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. to be uttered to the tune of “goldfinger”.
a: “oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft”

b: “don’t they usually take the skin from your -rs-?”

a: “what and have a b-mfinger? …

b: “buuuumfinggeeeer”