bum fruit
the fruit of the b-m. droppings
i am off to the cr-pper to drop a bunch of b-m fruit.
my b-m fruits are ripe, i must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of b-m fruit).
jay: -fart-
emma: oh god, that stinks jay! go to the toilet!
jay: i couldn’t possibly
emma: why!?
jay: they (b-m fruits) have yet to ripen.
emma: you stinky b-st-rd.
b-m fruits of the forest – when one lays down a selection of b-m fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
this in turn can become a b-m fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
if you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your b-m fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. do not offer these b-m fruits to friends.
another word for poo, or sh-t.
f-ckin h-ll man, ive been holdin onto these b-mfruits since kansas city, can we pull over and let me do my b-mfruits??
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