Bum Gravy


rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.
jesus, that curry gave me bad b-m gravy.
wet warm runny sh-t. sometimes returns even after you wipe (dieareha)
man those tacos gave me some really bad b-m gravy!
the morning after a major booze fest you might splatter the pan with b-m gravy/-ss water/diarrhoea.
my guts were rotten this morning, i had a major case of b-m gravy
well this happens a milli-second after a cough, sneeze or a little fart, it is the watery sh-ty stuff that skids your boxers, sometimes you arnt sure if it has happened and have to check, other times you know for sure. b-m gravy
oh no i just had b-m gravy!
sloppy sh-t; diarrhoea
i had trouble wiping my b-m-gravy
runnny glutinous sh-t
that new mark ronson record is b-m gravy bad
when practicing -n-l s-x, sometime you may notice a thin sludgy brown liquid on your p-n-s. this is known as b-m gravy.
i took home this girl the other night, we had normal s-x, then decided to try -n-l. about five minutes later my p-n-s was covered in b-m gravy. not a pretty sight!!!

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