bum gun


a more appropriate word for a bidet.
the b-m gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that b-m gun out of my face!

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  • Bum-Hole Jenga

    when something goes horribly wrong. when the task is rushed or a false move is made, there is a sudden collaspe and everything is lost! can be related to anything, a bad nights drinking results in being b-m-hole jenga’d. “i was drifting round a bend and pushed too hard and ended up playing a game […]

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    s-x or eatting a girl out hey ladies wanna b-tt crush tonight? one who as crush on some person’s b-tt marilyn has a b-tt crush on scottie

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    the time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system. we’re going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a b-tt break. get your -ss working jake, this isn’t your b-tt break. taking a rest from gay (h-m-s-xual), typically […]

  • buttereverything

    both her face and body are fugly. she’s not just a b-tterface, she’s not just a b-tterbody — she’s a b-ttereverything. she’s much worse than a b-tterface. she’s so fugly she’s a b-ttereverything.


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