bum jam


the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a j. crump. usually indcative of piles.
that t-rd felt like it came out sideways- there was b-m jam all over the bog roll
there are multiple meanings:
1. a party in your pants
2. a sticky pooh which leaves residue
3. a type of dance, which is performed by drunks who believe themselves to be in luck with the opposite s-x
i had to wipe my ring well after my b-mjam.

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey b-tt-hole. also known as -n-l rampage.
b-mjam a lamb

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