a light brown jelly substance often blow out of the -n-s with large flatulance outburst.
made from fecal matter formed in the -n-s it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
often visually compared to dog food jelly.
a known delicacy in belgium when served on toast.
would you like any topping for your toast?
have you got any b-m jelly?
yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
brilliant, spread it thick please.
- rated e for everyone
a phrase used to describe a sl-t, refering to the fact that everyone is invited to join in. “patricia is hot asf.” “lucky you, she’s rated e for everyone.”
someone who does not claim any religion, practice or believe; but finds truth in them all i am an omniest my believe is neutral
- parents pet
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite. boy/girl : ow! -crying- older sibling : i barely even touched her. mom/dad : […]
- left on open
snapchat: do not keep sending m-ssaes clearly the person saw it and is ignoring you doesnt mean “try again” !!! “d-mn she left me on open again.” -sends an other snap- “you stay leaving me on open” -girl replies- “and you going to be left on open dont try again”
- mosquito t*ts
1.)t-ts so small they look like mosquito bites 2.)the t-ts of a mosquito “that b-tch got mosquito t-ts”