a light brown jelly substance often blow out of the *n*s with large flatulance outburst.
made from fecal matter formed in the *n*s it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
often visually compared to dog food jelly.
a known delicacy in belgium when served on toast.
would you like any topping for your toast?
have you got any b*m jelly?
yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
brilliant, spread it thick please.
- rated e for everyone
a phrase used to describe a sl*t, refering to the fact that everyone is invited to join in. “patricia is hot asf.” “lucky you, she’s rated e for everyone.”
someone who does not claim any religion, practice or believe; but finds truth in them all i am an omniest my believe is neutral
- parents pet
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite. boy/girl : ow! *crying* older sibling : i barely even touched her. mom/dad : […]
- left on open
snapchat: do not keep sending m*ssaes clearly the person saw it and is ignoring you doesnt mean “try again” !!! “d*mn she left me on open again.” *sends an other snap* “you stay leaving me on open” *girl replies* “and you going to be left on open dont try again”