bum jelly



a light brown jelly substance often blow out of the -n-s with large flatulance outburst.
made from fecal matter formed in the -n-s it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
often visually compared to dog food jelly.

a known delicacy in belgium when served on toast.
would you like any topping for your toast?

have you got any b-m jelly?

yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

brilliant, spread it thick please.

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