Bum Monkey


of arab origin, a b-m monkey is a small, -n-l-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal p-ssage. it feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.
karim is a b-m monkey in fahd’s -ss!
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an male who tends to hang around the -n-l orifice of other men
dude that guy checking you out is a b-m monkey
h-m-s-xual -rs-bandit t-rdburglar
brian you little b-mmonkey!

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