bum puddle
a relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an -ssortment of garbage and other waste. they are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. the word “b-m” is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken gl-ss.
after hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a b-m puddle.
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